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In a surprising move, Google has showered Anthropic with a cool $2 billion, proving that money can indeed buy love. As OpenAI sits comfortably on the AI throne, Anthropic has joined the battle for supremacy, thanks to Google’s deep pockets. It seems those who can’t build AI, invest in it instead, and Google is leading the way. While we can’t spill all the details, the AI takeover (and its financial success) is very much a reality. So let’s raise a glass to never-ending innovation and hope our future robot overlords have a sense of humor. Cheers!

If you’re fed up with Twitter’s bland blue theme, X (formerly known as Twitter) has a treat for you. Introducing the ‘Premium Plus’ plan at $16 per month, X promises to boost your ego and your replies. Say goodbye to ads and hello to longer posts and video uploads. Oh, and did we mention the coveted blue checkmark is now open to all? X has transformed from a humble bird to a flamboyant peacock with its new plan, and we can’t decide whether to be annoyed or grateful. Sneaky, sneaky peacock, indeed.

For those of us who prefer cozying up in bed to breaking a sweat, fear not – you’re not alone. But what if there was an app that could turn your lazy habits into a thing of the past? Enter ‘Future’, the app that promises to whip you into shape without breaking the bank. With this digital drill sergeant by your side, even your inner procrastinator will become a fitness superstar. Move over, ‘Billions’ – it’s time for the “Squats Star of the Sofa” to take the stage!

Bring out the salsa! It’s M&A season and things are getting spicy in the tech world. Atlassian, Cisco, and Microsoft are all making love connections with Loom, Splunk, and Activision. It’s like watching an episode of “The Bachelor” where tech companies hand out roses to their new partners. Get ready for more drama as we approach the exciting season finale of the tech dating world.