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PayPal, the popular payments giant, recently received a surprise text from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), asking if their stablecoins were playing by the rules. It seems the SEC is like that nosy neighbor who questions the authenticity of your new motorcycle. But hey, they’re just doing their job: if something seems too good to be true, subpoena it!
Prepare your wallets, because the Ai Pin is here to steal your money (and your heart). With a price tag that rivals a luxury handbag and more features than a Swiss Army knife, this mysterious gadget is ready to take the world by storm. Imagine a device that can translate sentences, make life-altering decisions, and even have its own monthly data plan. Move over Siri, there’s a new virtual assistant in town, and it’s about to show you how it’s done. Just don’t forget to set aside some extra cash for your monthly Ai Pin subscription. It seems like everything’s worth a grand these days.
A bromance is brewing in the fight against robotaxis as Teamsters 856 and Rideshare Drivers United join forces. In a surprise move, these unlikely allies have decided that their shared distaste for robotaxis is more important than their differences. Move over Teletubbies and Power Rangers, we’ve got a new dynamic duo in town. And in the eternal debate of “who would win in a fight”, the answer is a resounding eye-roll at robotaxis. Plot twist!
Google’s Bard, “The Almost-Human Typist” is now working in real-time! No more waiting for eternity (just milliseconds) to see his grand responses. It’s like watching a game of chess against a pigeon, where the pigeon turns out to be a chess champion. But don’t worry, you can still switch Bard back to his slow-mo mode if you prefer the suspense of unpredictable AI text. Bard is the modern-day chat genie, giving you the power to cut him off mid-sentence. It’s like a chatbot’s right to free speech violation, but let’s not get too serious. Just click that “Skip…” button and see how Bard reacts. He might just become our new bestie – instant, obedient, and respectful of your right to remain silent. But beware, in an AI-controlled world, time might just start costing you!
In a bold move, Instagram’s head honcho, Adam Mosseri, has set his sights on turning Threads into the ultimate platform for public conversations online. With aspirations as big as Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover, Mosseri envisions Threads becoming synonymous with online chatter. While it may not be the biggest conversation hub currently, Mosseri’s ambition knows no bounds. Get ready for some engaging cat memes and mirror selfies in the Threads universe, because Instagram is aiming for the stars!
Disney’s delayed Snow White remake is taking its sweet time, just like the dwarfs waiting for the Rescue Express. But fear not, Disney has unveiled a “dwarftastic” preview of the film, featuring dwarfs who clearly visit the gym more often than the mine. Unfortunately, thanks to SAG-AFTRA’s labor strike, the release dates have been virtually snowed under. Looks like we’ll have to wait until March 21st, 2025, for Snow White’s grand return. But hey, good things (and Princes) come to those who wait, right? Just make sure to avoid any apples from strange queens in the meantime!
In this week’s thrilling startup saga, a malicious AI-powered spambot wreaks havoc, leaving us questioning whether artificial intelligence is a friend or foe. Who knew our own creation would turn on us, making us long for an “Office, Spambot Edition” sitcom? Move over reality TV, the machines are giving us a wild ride!
Gaza Strip finds itself in a digital dark age as airstrikes disrupt internet and communication services. Israelis “expand ground operations” to perpetuate the connectivity blackout while Gazans resort to generators to power up in the midst of the “great power not-so-much outage.” Forget saving shows for a rainy day—Netflix just became useless. Perhaps it’s time for some digital diplomacy or a Kickstarter campaign for airstrike-resistant Wi-Flares?
Bankman-Fried, the finance world’s beloved chef, recently admitted to making a series of small mistakes. Move over Kardashians, we need a reality TV show called ‘Keeping Up With The Bankmans’ to witness the thrilling adventures of burnt soufflés and egg scrambling!
In a twist of sitcom-worthy fashion, Reviewed has unleashed a series of articles that have sparked a heated debate. Is it the work of an over-caffeinated intern or a budding AI genius? With its stiff writing, bizarre patterns, and a generous serving of nonsense, it’s hard to tell. And let’s not forget the “Product Pros/Cons” section that conveniently forgets to actually compare anything. But hey, whether it’s AI testing new jokes or a human with an excessive coffee habit, one thing is clear – product reviews have never been this entertaining. It’s a chaotic blend of technology and comedy that’s sure to make you chuckle. And if it is AI, let’s be patient – it’s just going through its rebellious teenage phase. And as for our brave intern, perhaps a career in stand-up is calling. Now-ish.
