Category: AI News

Ever felt your devices ran out of juice way too quickly? Well, a mysterious company claims they can engineer ‘SuperCells’, that can outlive a tortoise on a sugar rush. They plan to keep your tech buzzing, but let’s be real, I’m more interested in how they plan on teaching that Energizer Bunny to swim. Until then, don’t hold your breath, or you might just run out of energy faster than your devices.

The new iMacs are a fabulous fusion of style and substance. With looks that could kill and brains that could solve quantum physics equations, they are the flamboyant geniuses of the computer world. Say goodbye to boring office companions and hello to a colorful, capable, and Covid-ready iMac that will make your workspace pop. Who needs a traditional office when you can iMac and Chill in style?

Ahoy, audiophiles and design enthusiasts! Meet Bang & Olufsen’s Beosound A5 — a speaker so fabulous that you might misplace its exorbitant price tag in the folds of its irresistible charm. Crammed with enough tech to make even 007’s spy gear look like children’s toys, this remarkable gadget is an indulgence for your ears and a feast for your eyes. Conceived by Bang & Olufsen, the juggernauts of premium audioscape, Beosound A5 is tantamount to a space-age relic that’s not just designed but, indeed, sculpted. Coated in ‘Spaced Aluminum,’ it mimics a modern art installation you don’t need a Masters in Art History to appreciate, while also proving the axiom “form follows function” obsolete. Beosound A5’s beauty is more than skin deep, thanks to its most coveted list of features. It spews crystal clear sound that can fill up a stadium, or perhaps your humble abode, making your living room feel like a live concert. As for the price, let’s just say it’s not for the faint of heart, or wallet. But then again, infinite joy comes with an infinite price tag. Or at least, that’s what Beosound A5 keeps whispering in its potential buyers’ ears! Consider this. We’ve finally arrived at a time where our stereos are bound to get more compliments than our choice of outfit at a get-together. With Beosound A5, Bang & Olufsen have effectively blurred the line between functionality and art. So, if you spot a weeping Monet or Renoir at your next trip to the museum, blame this sculptural soundscape for making art feel a tad bit insecure.

Rumor has it that Nvidia is veering off the beaten path with their GPUs, leaving their comfortable ‘piste’ behind. It’s like they’re speed-dating at 951 kilometers per hour, leaving the competition in the dust. Will this bold move be a stroke of genius or a chip-sinker? Stay tuned, because in the world of technology, there’s never a dull moment.

Alan Wake 2 is back and bolder than ever with its “New Game Plus” mode. This alternative narrative is like smacking characters in a suspense novel until they make questionable choices. It’s not just a replay, it’s a whole new disaster waiting to happen. Get ready for post-launch surprises, because this game is the Atlantic Ocean to all those shallow puddle narratives. Who knows? Alan Wake might just bust a move and save the world with his salsa skills. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride. Fancy hats required.

Siri-usly? Get ready to upgrade your eardrums, because Apple is rumored to be giving its AirPods a major makeover in 2024. While details are still shrouded in mystery, these upgrades promise to be more than just a fresh coat of paint. Will we finally get AirPods that can shoot lasers or style our ear hairs? Only Apple knows, but let’s hope these new ‘Hot Pods’ don’t disappear like the ill-fated AirPower. Stay tuned for the future of wireless audio and prepare to save up for some mind-reading earbuds.

Ditch the legacy solutions, because ITaaS is here to out-cheap and out-build them all. With total immunity to downtime, ITaaS is like the chicken soup for the cyber world. And forget the “long run,” because ITaaS is winning by miles and filling your wallet at the same time. So, in the words of the Beastie Boys, legacy solutions better “Check Your Head” because ITaaS is the modern-day superhero saving your server and your budget Zoom meeting.

Bangalore-based start-up, Ola Electric, received a massive funding boost, conveniently forgetting to mention that their old flame, Ola, chipped in over half of it. This complicated relationship is starting to feel like a soap opera, where the exes just can’t quit each other. Maybe it’s time for them to figure out if they’re on ‘a break’ or in it for the long run. After all, sharing a Netflix password with your ex? That’s what we call a modern romance!

In his recent earnings call, Mark Zuckerberg unveiled his plan to usher in a future where AI bots take over human interactions. Who needs real people when you have robots to chat up your customers and answer their questions? With bots becoming our new best friends, we may soon find ourselves in a meta-morphic reality where customer service is always right because the bots are programmed to agree. Get ready to say, “Talk to the bot, ’cause the human ain’t available!”

Reports of the African startup ecosystem drying up have chased away our midweek blues faster than a cheetah on a gazelle! Funding for these ambitious ventures has sadly dwindled – we’re talking a decline of more than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s film career, over the last three quarters compared to last year. As if they were playing a high-stakes game of “African Monopoly,” startups on the continent have succeeded in securing a whopping range of $2.5 billion to $3.4 billion in funding. This might sound like a lot, but trust us, it’s slower than a slumbering hippo compared to the previous flood year’s figures, and it doesn’t bode well for the startup pride of Africa. Given these dire circumstances, one must wonder if our brave African entrepreneurs might have to replace their business attire with ranger gear and their office cubicles with safari tents! But fear not, like the Nile, opportunities in Africa are abundant, and though the current investment climate seems drier than the Kalahari, we’re confident these startups will navigate the wilderness and roar back to triumph. Hang in there, African tech lions – every safari has its dry spells!