Author: Lee

Ditch the legacy solutions, because ITaaS is here to out-cheap and out-build them all. With total immunity to downtime, ITaaS is like the chicken soup for the cyber world. And forget the “long run,” because ITaaS is winning by miles and filling your wallet at the same time. So, in the words of the Beastie Boys, legacy solutions better “Check Your Head” because ITaaS is the modern-day superhero saving your server and your budget Zoom meeting.

Bangalore-based start-up, Ola Electric, received a massive funding boost, conveniently forgetting to mention that their old flame, Ola, chipped in over half of it. This complicated relationship is starting to feel like a soap opera, where the exes just can’t quit each other. Maybe it’s time for them to figure out if they’re on ‘a break’ or in it for the long run. After all, sharing a Netflix password with your ex? That’s what we call a modern romance!

In his recent earnings call, Mark Zuckerberg unveiled his plan to usher in a future where AI bots take over human interactions. Who needs real people when you have robots to chat up your customers and answer their questions? With bots becoming our new best friends, we may soon find ourselves in a meta-morphic reality where customer service is always right because the bots are programmed to agree. Get ready to say, “Talk to the bot, ’cause the human ain’t available!”

Reports of the African startup ecosystem drying up have chased away our midweek blues faster than a cheetah on a gazelle! Funding for these ambitious ventures has sadly dwindled – we’re talking a decline of more than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s film career, over the last three quarters compared to last year. As if they were playing a high-stakes game of “African Monopoly,” startups on the continent have succeeded in securing a whopping range of $2.5 billion to $3.4 billion in funding. This might sound like a lot, but trust us, it’s slower than a slumbering hippo compared to the previous flood year’s figures, and it doesn’t bode well for the startup pride of Africa. Given these dire circumstances, one must wonder if our brave African entrepreneurs might have to replace their business attire with ranger gear and their office cubicles with safari tents! But fear not, like the Nile, opportunities in Africa are abundant, and though the current investment climate seems drier than the Kalahari, we’re confident these startups will navigate the wilderness and roar back to triumph. Hang in there, African tech lions – every safari has its dry spells!

Remember that creepy, abandoned train station in Detroit? Well, thanks to Ford, Michigan Central Station is no longer a ghost town – it’s a drone hub! Ford’s subsidiary, operating the station, is teaming up with the Department of Transportation to test drone deliveries in Detroit’s very own Advanced Aerial Innovation Region. Say goodbye to trains and hello to sky-high deliveries. Michigan Central Station is officially on the cutting edge, proving that it’s not just a train conductor, but a drone commander too!

Cloud-like data centers have long been the tech industry’s attempt to bring the power of the cloud to the comforts of home. Countless coding sessions fueled by Cheetos have been dedicated to creating a mild-mannered Clark Kent of data centers that can transform into a supercloud when needed. It’s the “rent-versus-own” dilemma of the digital world – why pay monthly bills to cloud giants when you can have your own milky cloud goodness at home? But let’s be honest, trying to make a private data center act like a cloud is about as effective as trying to teach a dog to meow. Will the dog start meowing, or will we keep feeding our budget to cloud landlords? Stay tuned to find out!

Welcome to the world of tech’s diversity, equity, and inclusion leaders – exhausted soldiers on the thankless grind to promote heterogeneity. But, they may have found their knight in shining armor – a French startup named 50inTech. It’s ironic that these tech warriors lack the basic tool to measure their diversity efforts. It’s like battling in a superhero world without a kryptonite-laced batarang! Here’s hoping 50inTech swoops in like a croissant-shaped superhero to provide the boost they need. And to all the hardworking hamsters on the rusty wheel, your efforts don’t go unnoticed, unless you’re in a data-driven tech company where everything needs evidence. Bonne chance!

Meta’s Threads, the chat-based social network, is making surprising progress, with 100 million monthly users in just three months. It’s like every person in South Korea constantly sending text messages. Mark Zuckerberg sees the potential and hints at the tortoise winning the race. But is Threads just a small pop singer amidst rockstar platforms? Maybe it’s the quiet ones we should watch out for. Slow and steady might just lead Threads to the finish line.

In a desperate plea to India’s IT Ministry, tech giants Apple, Google, Meta, and Microsoft are practically on their knees, begging for an extension to comply with data protection regulations. It’s like asking for extra time on a school project, except this project involves billions of users’ data and their reputations are at stake. No pressure, right? It turns out even Silicon Valley’s top dogs need a time-out sometimes. Who knew managing data could be more complicated than inventing mind-controlling monkeys?

In a bold move, Chinese automaker XPeng has decided to go “no maps” mode, following in the footsteps of Tesla’s Full Self-Driving system. This daring decision has us wondering if XPeng might find itself lost at sea, muttering, “Maybe that map wasn’t such a bad idea after all.”