Author: Lee

Hold onto your Feather Caps, folks! Super Mario Bros. Wonder is out there demolishing yet another Mario game record. It’s currently doing a victory run, having been hailed the fastest-selling Mario game in Europe. Talk about the plumber’s time not being wasted!

This charming hybrid of an Italian plumber and a mushroom chomping man-child (adorable, right?) has done more than just hightail to the top of the sales chart. Indeed, our boot-stomping, turtle-squashing friend has been warming the cockles of our pixelated hearts, establishing itself as a cultural leviathan. And let’s not forget, always ready to save the Princess in another castle!

From powering up in his pixelated world to conquering globally, it’s evident that our favorite mustachioed man armed with his indestructible dungarees is not just about stomping Goombas and rescuing Peach. His net worth is looking larger than Bowser’s greed, with his latest quest Super Mario Bros. Wonder breaking all-time records in Europe.

Dear Bowser, when are you going to understand that size doesn’t matter? Our man, Mario, may not boast about his fire breath or spiky shell, but he surely knows how to make the coins and hearts roll in. After all, who needs a terrifying turtle when a mustached, overweight plumber can do the job of winning gamers’ hearts AND set sales records with such panache?

Lightway, the fearless VPN, has unveiled its quantum-resistant protection, transforming your VPN’s measly colander-like shield into an impenetrable fortress. It’s like encryption on steroids, wrapping your data in quantum-proof gift wrap and leaving hackers in a state of confusion. So go ahead, drop the phrase “quantum-resistant” into conversations and bask in the admiration of your geeky peers. And don’t worry about those Gremlins in the quantum realm, Lightway’s got their backs with a snazzy quantum-sized umbrella!

If you’re eagerly waiting for Hollow Knight: Silksong, each day without it feels like marching through an impatience minefield. Trailer analysis is our sport, and we’d totally win an Olympic gold medal in it. While there’s no precise release date, it’s like waiting relentlessly for fancy food at a restaurant. Think of Silksong as that perpetually late but fun friend. And if it disappoints, we might need a support group called ‘Save Point Sobs’.

Imagine being able to work, watch your munchkin’s second ‘finger-painting masterpiece’ of the day, and keep a keen eye on Sir Whiskers’ dubious activities, all simultaneously – without breaking a sweat. The digital cavalry is here! With this magical tech, you can achieve peace of mind and practically become an omnipresent entity within your own home. And if it keeps your cat from causing mayhem and your kids from finger-painting the walls while you’re buried in work, well, who are we to complain, right?!

Elon Musk’s latest creation, Twitter-X, is deflating faster than a birthday balloon. The once buzzing social media platform has experienced a 16% drop in daily active users, leaving Musk feeling more like a slithery, sticky mess than a top-of-the-class innovator. Maybe it’s time for Elon to focus on his Martian rock collection instead.

Everwild, the mystical offspring of the famed Sea of Thieves, has captured the attention of gamers and unicorns alike. With Rare at the helm, can they create another magical masterpiece or is it all just smoke and fairy dust? While details are scarce, Everwild promises a captivating adventure through enchanted realms and the chance to play with friends. Will it be a pixie dream or a troll nightmare? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for certain – Everwild won’t be a boring ride. Hold on to your lederhosen and prepare for the unknown!

Imagine this – you’ve just wooed a stunning company to join your corporate tribe. You’re excited, they’re excited, everyone’s dancing the M&A tango. But wait! Are you sure you’ve got your dance steps straight? Who’s leading? Who’s following? When do you twirl? When do you dip? And oh, have you figured out how to convey all your moves clearly? If not, you might just end up stepping on some corporate toes.

You’re no Fred Astaire, but you don’t need to be. All you need is a circulation plan that serves as your communication choreographer — spelling out what, when, how and to whom the info needs to be relayed. This is your master plan, your very own dance card!

So pals, when you’re about to cut a rug with a new dance partner in the corporate ballroom, don’t shuffle around in the shadows. Turn on the spotlight, reveal your moves, and hold your partner close. Just remember, an elegant M&A dance is all about transparency, rhythm and finesse. And with an immaculate communication plan, you can nail this corporate routine just right.

Hot Take: Just as no one likes a dance partner who steps on their toes, similarly, no company likes to merge with an organization that fails at clear communication. In the business world, as in dance, leading properly is fundamental. But hey, if all else fails, you can always pretend to do the robot and hope for the best.

In the latest episode of ‘Europeans Got Politics,’ MEPs in the European Parliament have taken on the role of “Nanny McPhee” to regulate the Wild West of the digital world. With their proposal on regulating how digital platforms respond to child sexual abuse risks, they’re saying, “When you need us, but do not want us, then we must stay. When you want us, but no longer need us, then we have to go.” So, brace yourselves, digit-heads, because Nanny McPhee (ahem, Parliament) may knock on your platform’s door at any moment!

In a game of corporate musical chairs, Microsoft is remixing its Xbox squad faster than a player deck in Uno. With promotions, resignations, and an acquisition of Activision Blizzard, it’s clear that the game of thrones has begun. Who will end up with the grand throne and who will be left without a seat? It seems that gaming is not just about joysticks and consoles, but also about who gets the corner office. Let the game begin!

In a shocking twist, BP is diving headfirst into the electric vehicle game by investing $100 million in Tesla’s Supercharger hardware. With plans to create a nationwide charging network by 2030, BP Pulse is not messing around – they’re putting $500 million on the line over the next three years. These Superchargers are no ordinary chargers either, boasting the ability to charge at up to 250kW and equipped with a Magic Dock connector. Will BP’s gas stations become a thing of the past as Tesla Superchargers take over? We’ll have to wait and see, but one thing’s for sure – this electrifying partnership has us charged up and ready for the future!