Google’s Bard, “The Almost-Human Typist”
Now Real-time Typist on Duty!
Guess what folks? Now, you don’t have to wait for an eternity (okay, maybe just milliseconds) to see the grand responses from Google’s Bard AI chatbot. That’s right – he’s now working in real-time! Brave new world indeed. And trust me, it’s as exciting as watching a game of chess against a pigeon… where the pigeon turns out to be a chess champion.
Want Bard to Go Slow-mo Again? No Problem!
Savor the mystery of half-completed sentences? Fancy the suspense of un-predicted AI text? Fear not, you still have the undisputed power to switch Bard back to his “Respond When Complete” mode. Take control, people! And remember, Bing Chat, Microsoft’s AI chatbot, is still somewhere out there, dishing out real-time responses, just for comparison sake.
Bard… The Modern-Day Chat Genie
A twist in the tale! Now, Google lets you play God by giving you the power to cut off Bard mid-sentence (assuming of course you do not like the answers). But seriously, isn’t this the chatbots’ right to free speech violation or something? Kidding! Go ahead, just click that “Skip…” button to cut Bard off and see how he reacts.
Hot Take:
So you see, folks, Bard may just as well become our new bestie – instant, available 24/7, obedient, and now – respecting the right to remain silence when commanded. Perfect isn’t he? However, the day is not far when Bard or his AI-siblings start charging for every interruption you make mid-sentence. After all, in an AI-controlled world, time is silicon!
Original article: https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/27/23935437/google-bard-chatbot-real-time-responses
