Keep Your Cat, Kids and Career in Check with the Latest Home Tech!
A Three-Ring Circus at Your Fingertips
Imagine being able to work, watch your munchkin’s second ‘finger-painting masterpiece’ of the day, and keep a keen eye on Sir Whiskers’ dubious activities, all simultaneously – without breaking a sweat. This is no longer wishful thinking from a sleep-deprived, overworked parent, but a reality of our tech-filled life.
The All-Seeing Eye of the Home Techie
Do you miss the days of ‘divide and conquer’? Long gone are the days where you had to juggle the needs of family members and work, like a circus performer with one too many balls in the air. Enter ‘Home-Tech 2020’! It’s like your digital babysitter, cat-sitter, and Office manager all rolled into one, monitoring and managing your household with artificial intelligence. The digital cavalry is here!
Cut the Cat-astrophe
Ever worried about what your fluffy feline has been up to while you’re grappling with excel sheets? With this magical tech, you can now finally achieve peace of mind, knowing that your pots aren’t being pushed off the countertops. It’s tech that practically says ‘no, kitty, that’s a bad kitty!’ And yes, even in the voice that your cat fears the most.
Career, Kids, and Catnip – All Covered Under One Roof
Work has become a part of our living room, kids’ home learning is the new normal, and the cat is… well, further depleting its ninth life. This tech not only allows you to keep an eye on all this chaos, but subtly influences things to fall into place. It’s the household warden you never thought you needed!
Hot Take:
Maintaining the perfect work-life balance has never been more ironic. We cannot only keep a 24/7 watch over our work and household with this new tech – but we can practically become omnipresent entities within our own homes. It’s basically the modern stainless-steel chimera that directly came out of a Jetsons episode. And, if it keeps your cat from causing mayhem, your kids from finger-painting the walls, while you are buried deep in work…Well, who are we to complain, right?!
Original article: https://www.theverge.com/23930285/whats-on-your-desk-kate-cox
